Today is Wednesday, April 10, 2024. As I mentioned yesterday in this space here, the shocking Arizona Supreme Court ruling outlawing abortion unless a patient’s life is in obvious danger that just passed was based on an 1864 law in which the august members of this high body decided was just what the doctor ordered to further take away women’s reproductive rights. The man known as the Orange Turd realized just yesterday that this was even too extreme for him to endorse, so he went on damage control at a campaign event in Atlanta. But only on Monday, the former president said he wants states to decide on the issue, contradicting the terms of this decision in Arizona. No one will be fooled by this liar’s stance now toward abortion since he also boasted earlier that he alone successfully overturned Roe v. Wade in June 2022. Access to abortion is set to galvanize voters all across the land and it’s Republicans who must fear getting trounced at the ballot box. And, dare I say, they will be defeated in a very big way since they have gotten more extreme over the issue, not less. This will infuriate women – and even men – even more to go to vote these maniacs out of office on November 5.

Supporting my contention that Republicans will be the losers this coming November is seasoned Democratic strategist Simon Rosenberg who recently spoke to Kaitlan Collins on April 8 and predicted that the Republican Party’s internal strife under former president Donald Duck has made it an “unprecedented dumpster fire” that would ultimately benefit Democrats. His views appear in an online article for Inquisitr entitled “GOP Under Trump an ‘Unprecedented Dumpster Fire’ That Will Help Democrats: Veteran Strategist.”

Founder and president of the center-left think tank NDN/New Policy Institute, Rosenberg is a veteran of two presidential campaigns, having participated in the Clinton War Room in 1992.

Deprecating the GOP under the direction of Drumpf, Rosenberg stated that voter worries about Democrats would be eclipsed by Republican issues, including a chaotic House GOP due to retiring members, the possibility of a new speaker dispute spurred on by the maniac Marjorie Taylor Greene, and a presumptive nominee attacking a well-known ally, according to The Hill. “The Democratic team is really together right now. You’ve just seen in the last 10 days Biden do events with Obama and Clinton and Bernie Sanders,” Rosenberg boasted. He added, “And there was no serious opposition to Biden in the primary.”

Rosenberg further elaborated on Trump’s weaknesses, saying, “On the other side, Trump is facing an unprecedented rebellion in the Republican Party from people like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney – serious people who’ve said they’re not going to be voting for Donald Trump.” Rosenberg pointed out how former Haley voters said they were not going to vote for Chump, that they’d be open to voting for Biden.

The veteran Democratic strategist feels that the Republican Party has splintered. “I think something broke inside the Republican Party after Dobbs in the spring of 2022 where, even for a big chunk of Republicans, this was just a bridge too far. It was too much.” Voter registration statistics revealed that the Roe v. Wade overturn instantly inspired women to vote, costing repugnicans the midterm elections less than six months after the “Extreme” Court overruled the decision in 2022, as reported by NPR.

Even in repugnican states like Kentucky and Montana, five statewide ballot propositions supported the right to an abortion. Democrats are using the same strategy again, hitting Dump where it hurts. Rosenberg concludes his optimistic view of Democrats’ chances in November, saying, “And I think you’re seeing now a Democratic Party that’s unified, strong, winning elections, raising lots of money, and a Republican Party that is an unprecedented dumpster fire, in my view, right now.”

In the meantime, the petulant bitch known as the Orange Hemorrhoid took to his plummeting social media platform and posted an unhinged posting in which he complained – for the very first time – that he could be facing jail time “for doing absolutely nothing wrong.” He then capped his last two words on his posting, saying “SO UNFAIR!” Only to him is this supposed “persecution” unfair, not to the karmic threads of the universe!

Now we go to something completely different and comical: there is this news story about this week’s solar eclipse in which a news station somewhere in Mexico accidentally tuned into a man’s testicles instead of the celestial event in which the moon covered the sun. I kid you not! An article in Jungle Creations entitled “TV news outlet accidentally airs footage of man’s testicles during eclipse live coverage” reports on this accidental viewing to television watchers with no hint of hilarity.

This startling view of a man’s testicles occurred at Mexico’s RCG Media’s 24/7 news program where people were expecting to see the solar eclipse but were stunned to see a man’s testicles loom into view instead.

The incident occurred during a segment where the hosts shared clips of the eclipse sent in by viewers who’d captured the amazing phenomenon.

However, one of the clips appeared to show a man blocking out the sun with his testicles. Three news anchors were presenting the segment, and one of the female hosts could be heard gasping when the testicles appeared on screen, while the male presenter carried on as if nothing happened. Not even a chortle!

According to local outlet La Vanguardia, via the New York Post, it’s actually a pretty well-known prank in Latin America.

The clip, naturally, was quickly taken off the screen after the testicles appeared, and the male anchor apologized to viewers, admitting that their desire to include fan-shot footage can lead to an embarrassing predicament for broadcasters when the wrong clips inadvertently slip through.

So that’s the story then. Boy, did they have balls to present this unvarnished image of some man’s testicles! It probably succeeded in waking up viewers watching the news that night.

Five days to go until Donald Duck’s first trial here in New York. Get your popcorn, Cracker Jack, and M&Ms.

Oh, I won’t be here tomorrow night since Elliot and I are going to theater to see Sarah Paulson in Appropriate at the Belasco Theater with our friend “Seth.” The play begins at 7.

I’ll see you on Friday.

Stay safe and be well.